ESD

ESD - publicly acceptable shorthand for the sentence, "Eat shit and die." Commonly followed by a proper noun of address. Typically used in situations where the word shit is not allowed to be used, or where the available number of display characters is limited, e.g. license plates and public signs.

Mr. Jones, I want you to go into the lounge of the common area at Walton Hall tonight and write on the chalkboard, "ESDW. XOXO, H."

by Frustrated_Monolingual January 1, 2010

ESD

Extra Sensory Deception - the sensation of your cell phone going off in your pocket even though it's not there. Not to be confused with ESP or Extra Sensory Perception, being aware of something without any tangible contact, like clairvoyance or telepathy.

I reached into my pocket to answer my phone but it was just ESD ... my phone was on the charger!

by SkaWtT November 16, 2014

ESD

Extra Small Dick

Giftnel has a ESD

by Marcia love January 27, 2017

ESD

Something that will never happen

The a+ book says to ground yourself to prevent ESD

by fatass June 5, 2004

ESD

Eut Sa Damo, means to have sex on the grass.
Eut - Sex
Damo - Grass

Boy: Hey, im kinda horny, you want ESD?
Girl: yeah sure, just pick a newly trimmed grass so it's not itchy.

by nani?!?! August 11, 2018

esd

Electro-Static Discharge

It's what happens when you fuck up electronics with static electricity. Also known as evil demons.

by Someone else October 15, 2002

Esd

Emotional Support Dick

Did your momma get her bbc esd this week?

by Coun.try22 January 12, 2023