Crow Hopper

A navy term used for a Woman who seeks out sexual activies and relationships from higher ranking individuals that are still Petty Officers E-4 to E-6, usually 2 or 3 ranks higher than her and usually department heads/ LPOs.

Did you hear about HN Smith? She dated her LPO at her last command and she is now screwing HM2 Jones!
REALLY? Wow! What a Crow hopper!

Crow Hopper by Rusty shaklefurd May 2, 2013

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dusty crophopper

Going from anal to any other hole with feces on your dick

What's a dusty crophopper? .....It's a more expansive ATM.

dusty crophopper by ProfBibbo November 28, 2013

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Crow Hopper • cowhopperate • dusty crophopper • rusty crophopper • crow-ley • crow ho • crow rat • crow's feet • Crow tits • crow father

cowhopperate

Refers to a group-effort among more than one person to either tell/confirm an exaggerated tale, or create a jumbo-size burger at da "king" of fast-food joints.

I am best friends wif two of da apron-clad dudes behind da counter at da local "red, white, blue, and yellow" diner, and so dey always cowhopperate to make me da greatest V.I.P. sandwich imaginable whenever I stop by for a meal!

cowhopperate by QuacksO May 27, 2022

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rusty crophopper

Three different holes three different days in three different locations.

"I got laid last night, oh yeah good for you. I completed the Rusty Crophopper with my gal last night. You are really lucky your lady is really special."

rusty crophopper by Rusty2015 August 20, 2015

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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