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phantom beer 

When you grab your beer can with the full intention of drinking its contents, believing there to be a non-zero amount of beer in it, only to find the can to be an empty, dissatisfying shell of aluminum.
When Larry lifted his can of beer all-too-easily from the table, he realized that he simply had a case of phantom beer. He sighed and went to get a new one.
phantom beer by bryanwitha_y March 6, 2013