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A sproit is a well known species of Mongolian Mongoose. The sproit is one of the most intelligent animals in the natural world, sometimes considered more intelligent than humankind. Sproits are known for their incredibly witty and cheeky nature. For this reason, very intelligent people with a good sense of timing with witty answers are sometimes nicknamed after the sproit. "Sproit" is also ironically called out when an extremely unintelligent comment is made.
Person A: "What is the chemical formula for Manganese?"
Person B: "Purple"
Person C: "SPROIT"
sproit by sproit1er February 21, 2013
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Brussels sprouts 

A vegetable your mom forces you to eat even though it tastes like vomit and smells like farts.
No dessert unless you eat your Brussels sprouts.
Brussels sprouts by zimmygirl777 September 3, 2022
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SPRITOPIA 

A popular Torontonian drink, consisting of 65% sprite and 35% fruitopia. The Spritopia was invented by a couple of kids from a metro housing complex called Villaways located in the uptown area of Toronto Ontario in the mid to late 90's. It has since then gained popularity all over the city.
Mmm! my Spritopia is the perfect mix of sprite and fruitopia.
SPRITOPIA by Toronto Music Only TMO December 18, 2018

McDonald’s Sprite

A very strong sprite served at McDonald’s that can be compared to hard liquor and is said to give you secret powers
McDonald’s Sprite by Big pisser August 15, 2019

Hamburger and Sprite 

A line used several times by Jhope of BTS when talking about his favourite food in America.
"Find yourself a man who loves you like Hoseok loves hamburger and sprite"

"This is MY hamburger and sprite"

Sprite Cranberry 

A seasonal variation of Sprite that is truly the nectar of the gods. Most commonly drunk in thirstier times of the year. Popularized by artist DRAM and LeBron James.
Sprite Cranberry by Spaghetti-Os November 22, 2018

Sprite Cranberry 

A very rare and limited beverage. It tastes like the nectar of the gods, and those who taste it have big pp
Sprite Cranberry by Skoogled December 6, 2018