by zimmygirl777 September 3, 2022
The condition of your pubic hairs, two days after having a vigorous shave. The brussel spouts give an unwanted poke to movements of the body parts,giving an irritated feeling.
Eric: Why are you walking so funny dude?
Joe: Because the brussels sprouts in my gootch are stabbin me.
Joe: Because the brussels sprouts in my gootch are stabbin me.
by Nick and Tim February 13, 2008
by Jylan1020 February 1, 2018
When you accidentally make someone paranoid by saying something that has no paranoid-inducing qualities
by 3rana August 1, 2019
A dark green little plant morsel. When dealing with Brussel Sprouts, please remain vigil and aware as they are usually only enjoyed by sociopaths and psychopaths alike.
Moral of the story, don't trust anyone who claims that Brussel sprouts are even remotely delicious. When, and if you come across these certain individuals it is best to raise both palms up and slowly back away. Once you have at least 10 ft of distance between you and said individual you better run for yo mof*ckin life dawg and go home and kiss your mother because you are lucky to be alive.
Moral of the story, don't trust anyone who claims that Brussel sprouts are even remotely delicious. When, and if you come across these certain individuals it is best to raise both palms up and slowly back away. Once you have at least 10 ft of distance between you and said individual you better run for yo mof*ckin life dawg and go home and kiss your mother because you are lucky to be alive.
"You people say that Brussel Sprouts taste good". - A certain wiseman to a CCertaiN news media network.
by Darth_chacho August 31, 2020
Person 1: oh! Did you see brussel sprout on the TV
Person 2: yeah ut was so funny when he brussel sprout.
Person 2: yeah ut was so funny when he brussel sprout.
by Le proffesuer May 8, 2019