A funny way to say cockroach.Also known as croachys :D
Oh no!A croach came out from under that trashcan!
by Donovan619 April 20, 2009
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A croach is a mix of both a cricket and a roach.

Cricket - Annoying and Unnecessary
Roach - Nasty
“You are a Croach. A cricket cause you’re unnecessary and annoying, and a roach cause you nasty
“Croach ass b*tch”
by SuicidalMemoirs October 23, 2019
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Croaching : The act of cramming the anus with Branflakes and allowing crows to feast upon them.

Origin : bizarre sexual punishment/fetish, probably related to the partakers of the sports known as "rowing" or "rugby".
1. I feel like a croach
2. S/he needs to be croached
3. I've just been given a good croaching
4. "Stop behaving badly, or I'll have you croached"
by ekul May 25, 2004
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the heavy paper at the end of a marijuana blunt.
"Yo, croach that blizzy, no scoobies on the tongue."
by boyWunder March 27, 2010
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the end of a Marijuana vape cart
my cart is about to be a croach
by daradane July 18, 2022
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Croach/Croached. When someone approaches another person with sexual intent. Usually an eager individual approaching an unsuspecting target. Usually refers to an older balding male sliding into a younger female's direct messages, often very sexy, otherwise scary.
Croaching: Damn bald Benjamin is croaching me, look at the DMs he just sent me!
by fifis December 10, 2018
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A substance found in a bud buster after busting a large amount of roaches. Croaches are the crystals from the roaches that build on a bud buster like normal crystals do off weed. These roach crystals are very potent.
- Yo I busted a ounce of roaches and got way too many croaches.
by Shawn Maglicic April 15, 2006
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