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high as tits

When a person is heavily under the influence of a drug that is associated with 'getting high', such as marijuana or mushrooms.
John decided to try a bit of the spliff at the party on Friday and upon returning to his flat the following conversation ensued between him and his fellow roommate, Fred.

Fred: Where ya bin John boy?

John: Just out having a wee bit a drinks with the mates

Fred: Ahh and puffin on the ol wacky tabacky I see, you look absolutely high as tits bruv

John: Ay, that I am Freddy. That I am.
high as tits by scytheblade69 July 11, 2016

High blood pressure titties 

When a woman has really huge breasts and a huge body to match, it usually means she has high blood pressure due to all the added weight. These women are generally very good cooks and like to eat even more.
Louise Jefferson from The Jeffersons had some really big high blood pressure titties

Titty High Five 

is when two topless females jump in the air while facing each other and hit chests together while in air. The same action as a high five only with tits. This action is done usually at a party or when naked chicks get excited and want to impress the guys.
Dude 1: "Did you see that titty high five by them two chicks?"
Dude 2: " Ya that was awesome"
Titty High Five by Captain Dink February 27, 2010

titty high five 

it is when i big breasted women jumps up and down naked and her tits slap together
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026