Booflex

The skill of holding drugs or various objects in ones anus by contracting their anus muscles. This skill is gained through dedicated practice or genetically inherited via the booty gods.

She took it in the ass and walked down the street like it was a runway for a fashion show. She clearly has ridiculous booflex muscles.

Booflex by Canciller Harms July 22, 2012

Bowflex Bill 

any short caucasian man with a large chin and an extremely full moustache (see the Pringles can label). This homosapien brags about his accomplishments on his Bowflex workout system. He can also be seen trying to take his fellow peers overtime slots to increase his already full bank account

a)Bowflex Bill had a spill, Bowflex Bill had a spill. Sexy Flexy, Sexy Flexy.

b)Bowflex Bill said he has a "hurry chest".

c)Bowflex Bills wife has "hurry narples", and he has to wear "gargles" when changing his battery.

Bowflex Bill by XdfX October 14, 2007

Boflexing 

When you wife gets caught cheating.

My wife was at this doctors house and she told me she was really buying his exercise machine for me for Father's Day. She was boflexing around on me.

Boflexing by Screwed over September 3, 2013

Boofle 

To be confused, played, gotten, etc.

Zach: Haha i really got you, fam
Daniel: I've been boofled

Boofle by Zachlw April 3, 2017

Bowflex 

A home gym. Has rods instead of weights. Power rods that is.

Jacob Hill owns a bowflex. He is strong.

Bowflex by HuffNumber9 April 5, 2004

bowflexmaster 

A really ripped guy that works out on the bowflex to the point of mastering it. His diet consists of cheeseburgers.

He has huge biceps, a niiiiiiice chest and a rock-hard six-pack.

Man 1: Holy shit! How is that guy so muscular?!
Man 2: I heard he uses the Bowflex PowerPro.
Man 1: Damn I gotta get me one of those!"

bowflexmaster by Weeeeeee! July 7, 2005

Booflet 

A silly little thing. Almost indescribable. Means EVERYTHING but body parts.

She threw me in a sink full of syrup and called me a booflet.

He called me a booflet after I broke his toilet.

He sent me a nude so I called him a booflet.

Booflet by booflet101 January 5, 2023