digidit 

a digital pundit; someone who likes to go online and offer opinions on everything on sites that encourage viewers to offer such feedback; the accumulation of all this material is called reviewage.

Every time he goes online, he likes to leave his opinion on whatever he reads or sees, even when he doesn't really know what he's talking about; he's the biggest digidit I know.

digidit by Victorians June 28, 2012

Dimidit 

When someone is being dumb and also being an idiot.

Look at that Dimidit over there, he cant do anything!

Dimidit by TriangleManStan May 5, 2020

digibits 

Microbits of social communication archived on the web not to be confused with one's naughty bits. Most usually things we prefer not to ever be archived, let alone, archived on the web. Usually found on twitter, posterous and more often than not, on a facebook wall.

When I try to sleep, digibits call and haunt me.

If I don't remove my digibits, all hell will break loose.

digibits by LittleMsSocio February 19, 2010

Rectal Digititus 

An affliction whereby one is not sexually gratified during sexual activity without some form of digital (finger) stimulation of the rectum.

Rachel’s rectal digititus requires me to always shove my finger in her ass. I don’t mind.

I have to warn you, I have rectal digititus and will require insertion to at least the second knuckle to get off.

Rectal Digititus by Eaton Holgoode June 13, 2018

diginity 

A portmanteau of digital and virginity. Ones "digital virginity," which can be lost by having cybersex. Often it is lost unwillingly and without any notice of the impending assault.

Randle screws Brotherlouie27 and takes his diginity.

diginity by Randle99 November 1, 2007

digidiot 

Anyone who cannot even master the simplest items of technology.

The ability to program a pre programmed microwave is beyond their ken. They wouldn't get that the popcorn button is all they need to push to have microwaved popcorn. Tom is such a digidiot he has to ask for help at self service gas stations.

digidiot by pensman August 30, 2012

Digititus

The result of improper premarital interdigitation, usually resulting in extreme inflammation and irritation of the proximal, intermediate, and on rare occasions the distal phalanges.

Dude, why you holdin hands with that ho. You gonna get you some digititus.

Digititus by Handmeister S. September 26, 2008