Tjonko 

Tjonko Dutch spelling: A lame person who does not participate in the smoking of a (marijuana or hashish) joint.

Person1: Hey bro, wanna smoke this J?
Person2: No thanks, man, not tonight, <insert lame excuse>
Person1: Are you totally tjonko boyyyyyyeee?!

Tjonko by HoNG-LizardWizard June 28, 2012

tronko 

A mexican slang for penis or cock

Angel whipped out his tronko at the stripper's face and got kicked out of the club.

tronko by Pablo Santana March 8, 2008

tonko 

The spiritual battlecry of a Craig!

TONKO!!!!

*Then Craig throws out some scriptures on the Devil*

tonko by (SotS) May 18, 2018

Tjonk 

The word "Tjonk" is a versatile word. It can be used in almost every sentence.

I just got fired from my job, Tjonk!

Tjonk by TjonkMeister November 29, 2019

tonkonogy 

a hot, sexy, beastly man :

that guy is a big hunk of a tonkonogy

tonkonogy by penelope george February 22, 2009

Tjoekoe 

If something doesn't work.

The firecracker was a tjoekoe when it doesn't go off.

Tjoekoe by Feesah November 7, 2021

tjonkie

ur a pro gamer

ur good a gaming tjonkie

tjonkie by PotatoGuy2763 March 11, 2026