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incobegence 

A portmanteau of incompetence and arrogance. Coined by Cheryl Tunt in the tv show Archer.
Archer: "Uh-oh, someone's mad they're not in charge."
Lana: "No. I accept Fabian's decision. I'm choosing to be good at my job and let positive things come."
Archer: "Like Ray getting more chances to kill us with his arrogance and incompetence?"
Cheryl: "Incobegence"!
incobegence by natalie portmanteaux September 16, 2022

incobegence 

A portmanteau of incompetence and arrogance. Coined by Cheryl Tunt on the tv show Archer.
Lana: "I'm choosing to be good at my job and let positive things come."
Archer: "Like Ray getting more chances to kill us with his arrogance and incompetence?"
Cheryl: "Incobegence!"

Oh no, your flying income 

A meme found in TORN, a text-based crime game. Originally used as a sarcastic reply to a player complaining in the forums about a certain in-game event limiting his ability to make money in-game. It is now used, by changing a word or two, as a karma-grabbing reply to many complaints in the forums.
"The airport is shut down because of the Dirty Bomb, and I can't fly for plushies."

"Oh no, your Flying Income"

Incompetard 

A person profoundly dysfunctional, possessing self-reinforcing characteristics of both incompetence and retarded mental capability.
She looked so promising on her resume, but after 30 seconds on the job we all knew we had hired an incompetard.
Incompetard by YAWA April 18, 2015

incognito mode

A mode in Google's new Chrome browser that does not record history, search entries or cookies to the user's computer. Downloaded files are still saved as normal.
"Dude, how do I discretely look at porn in Google Chrome?"
"Incognito mode man. Ctrl+Shift+N."
incognito mode by Professor R August 5, 2009

Richie Incognito 

To sexually pleasure oneself in a covert manner. Often done during vacations or when sleeping in a room with other people. Usually done under the covers. Requires great dexterity and usually only undertaken by elite fappers. Originated from the former Miami Dolphins lineman Richie Incognito, who was known to masturbate profusely, though discretely, during football practice.
1. Samuel's girlfriend had been at a horse show for five days when his parents called for a surprise family vacation. With his sister in the room at the hotel, he was forced to Richie Incognito every night for a whole week.
2. Bored on the 10 hour transatlantic flight, Jabes Richie Incognito'd three times before his mother caught him and slapped him.
3. Richie Incognitoing is a commonplace at boarding schools.
Richie Incognito by jecksta October 14, 2014