smithish
smithish by david smith April 20, 2004
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Smithism
It's like Platehous once said, "it's not the corn that's on the table that counts, but the shavings left on the blade"
"This isn't time for a Smithism Bob, can you be here by 3pm?"
"This isn't time for a Smithism Bob, can you be here by 3pm?"
Smithism by Deakin Smith July 7, 2009
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smithisize
To put a false spin on local job growth when there is, in fact, no such growth in any desirable sector. Smithisizing is necessary to raise morale and keep the few people with money from fleeing.
We need to smithisize these stats. Say we had 400 new jobs in the tourism sector. The public must never know it is really a handfull of raspa carts, some old Mexican women selling tamales door to door, and a fruit stand.
smithisize by The Munro May 9, 2005
Smithism
Definition 1: When you discriminate against anyone who has the sir name “Smith”. It is seen as a greater offence if the person u are discriminating against is called John Smith.
Definition 2: The belief that John Smith is the name of the Gods and that he is à legend only spoken about in the Levith.
Definition 2: The belief that John Smith is the name of the Gods and that he is à legend only spoken about in the Levith.
Smithism.
Smithism by Alan SugarTrader November 13, 2019
Jaiden Smithism
Jaiden Smithism by bisensual_bowser November 1, 2021
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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