Acronym for a crusty wank sock, a sock used to fit over the penis during masturbation, thus avoiding wet spots. Inevitably these socks become somewhat crusty frequent use.
Patient: “I’m literally so obsessed with this celebrity, I want to marry them and spend all my money on a meet and greet. I get super offended when people say rude stuff about them, and I take it like, super personally”
Psychiatrist: “hey sweetie, you are probably suffering from CWS”
Acronym for Chuckles with Smile. LOL is overly used and most people do not actually laugh when they say LOL. A lot of people chuckle instead of laugh when chatting. =)
Dwight Schrute: Through concentration, I can raise and lower my cholesterol at will.
Pam: Why would you want to raise your cholesterol?
Dwight Schrute: So I can lower it.
Pam: (nodding head) cws