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Trigger Mortis 

A certain lockjaw of the thumb, resulting from playing too aggressively during button mashing video games. Most often associated with heated matches of Mario Party.
Dude, I so could have won that minigame had I not caught the trigger mortis!
Trigger Mortis by thiscouldcureit October 22, 2011

Trigger Mortise

The state after being triggered
Wow this _____ is entering trigger mortise”

triggermortis 

That phenomenon when you go to shoot yourself but you are frozen stiff and can’t manage to pull the trigger.
I guess triggermortis just kicked in when I thought about the prospect of being dead.
triggermortis by Dr Bunnygirl August 3, 2018

triggermorris 

that phenomenon of like when you’re so triggered by something that you die a little and your body stiffens up like death started setting into your bones for a little bit.
friend: are you coming to the party later?

(recovering crystal meth addict): who’s party?

friend: crystal bethany’s party! it’s gonna be lit as fuck!

(recovering crystal meth addict): im triggermorris gworl i cant. sorry.
triggermorris by babycakesrome August 2, 2022

triggermorris 

that phenomenon of like when you’re so triggered by something that you die a little and your body stiffens up like death started setting into your bones for a little bit.
friend: are you coming to the party later?

(recovering crystal meth addict): who’s party?

friend: crystal bethany’s party! it’s gonna be lit as fuck!

(recovering crystal meth addict): im triggermorris gworl i cant. sorry.
triggermorris by babycakesrome August 2, 2022