"Man, that girl was so hot I almost creamed my jeans!" "You mean you jortzed?"
"These jortz are so crusty I put legs on 'em and used them as a coffee table."
"These jortz are so crusty I put legs on 'em and used them as a coffee table."
by DudeIDunno September 14, 2011
To perform extraordinary acts of human ability but only in the presence of unattractive members of the opposite sex.
by Cranham February 10, 2023