Top Definition
A severe, possibly life-threatening disease caused by the sighting of jorts. Symptoms include burning retinas, severe nausea, homicidal thoughts, indigestion, and a dying soul.
I went to a NASCAR race and now I'm suffering from a deadly case of jortia.
by jooooooorts! September 14, 2007
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