One who is "atheletically fat" and is the cause of many knee injuries in the tri county area in rural kentucky including one of his own teammates. One who works at Dairy queen and steals all the food. A person who is a ffej may be adopted and be of Canadian descent.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"