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something that is false, strechting the truth, exaggeration
Don't ffej me, I know you don't have a 4 foot penis.
ffej by vsoup December 16, 2003
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One who is "atheletically fat" and is the cause of many knee injuries in the tri county area in rural kentucky including one of his own teammates. One who works at Dairy queen and steals all the food. A person who is a ffej may be adopted and be of Canadian descent.
Dude you totally just tore my ACL! Your such a ffej
ffej by the dark wizard November 30, 2009
An uber creep who doesn't know where the line is.
Wow he is being a total ffej...
Ffej by campgirl765 August 18, 2011
noun. face de pet.
stop making these weird looks. please.
Ffej by la puss a l'agony January 14, 2004
that which lacks h4
Ffej can't wang.
Ffej by hdl June 11, 2003

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
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