Guy 1: what we're you doing for an hour,
alone in the garage?
Guy 2: Hmm? Nothing. Just uhh... you know lookin' at my new 67' Shelby...
Guy 1: Eww.
Dude. You weren't motorbating to it were you?
Guy 2: No. No! of... course not...
Guy 1: ....Why the fuck do I
even hang out with you?