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1- A rant or otherwise unnecessary collection of morphemes or jargon, casually inserted in conversation or intentionally used to bewilder or distract from the obvious. Usually void of any intellectual consideration, and apparently so, to all who bear witness. Spcheals are normally painfully enduring bits of nonsense.

NOTE
-Normally spcheals are not accredited as such until later verbal regurgitation of said occurence.

-Spcheals can undertake many rhetorical forms, including but not limited to:
Tirades, Tantrums, Bullshittery, Schmoozing, Complaining, Explaining, or Berating.
So, we were all discussing the complexity and intrigue of the underground art world when suddenly Jim went on this spcheal about how Mother Teresa's contributions to the rise of Nazi Germany inspired Vincent Van Gogh to write The Chronicles of Narnia and then we all hit up Burger King.
Spcheal by The-Artful-Dodger July 24, 2011
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An adorable awesome little pokemon who could literally kill anyone and get laid while doing it cause hes that fucking badass
A spheal is awesome
Spheal by Spheal lover October 14, 2014
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The worst fucking Pokemon ever. Its fat, blue, and generally sucks
Friend 1 : Yo I love Spheal

Friend 2: Fuck Spheal

Friend 3: Spheal sucks
Spheal by CurrentInTar July 26, 2025

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026