PHD

P- pretty

H- hard
D- dick

" mom I've got a PHD"
"really in what"
"my pants"

by frenchfryguy November 8, 2018

PhD

PhD Stands for : Permanent Head Damage

Man: Hey you guys, i have a PhD
Man 2: Wow... you must be really special....... o_o

by -Unknown- o.o; December 28, 2007

PHD

1. Doctor of Philosophy.
2. Pretty Huge Dick.
3. Pubic Hair Distribution.

eg 1: John has a PhD in Computer Science.
eg 2: John has a PHD (Pretty Hude Dick).
eg 3: John's PHD (Pubic Hair Distribution) is a LOT!

by Rachel Green December 28, 2005

PHD

Pretty Hard Dick

“Hey girl, you like guys with PhDs?”

“Yeah, they probably get a lot of girls,”

“You know it,” ;-)

by AXIME October 3, 2019

PhD

Stands for Pretty Handsome Dude

Girl 1: "That guy is a PhD!"
Girl 2: "What does that mean?"
Girl 1: "He`s a Pretty Handsome Dude!"

by Viruta_Freeman January 6, 2017

PhD

The lifestyle of genteel scholarly shabbiness.

"A PhD is no longer synonymous with genteel scholarly shabbiness but can be leveraged into great wealth, personal and corporate."

- FT July 25, 2009

by T. Polkinghorne July 27, 2009

PhD

1. A Doctor of Philosophy.
2. Proof of Intelligence.
3. Something which Ian will not ever achieve.

1. In answering a question on qualifications:
Dude#1: "Yo - which one'a y'all got a PhD??"
Dude#2: "yes"
Dude#3: "YUP"
Ian: *tears*

by Craigy October 5, 2005