secondhander 

Someone who gets their ideas, opinions and values exclusively form society and from others as opposed to getting: an idea from within oneself; a value from a personal rational process; an opinion from an experience.

Ayn Rand pointed out that Peter Keating was a secondhander because he stole all his ideas.

secondhander by wclay1 July 1, 2011

secondhander 

The transition made from one's dominant hand to his non-dominant hand when masturbating.

After about 4 hours, my right hand was cramping pretty bad, so I had to pull a secondhander. Worked like a charm.

secondhander by i am master b8s August 21, 2011

Secondhander 

Not to be compared to secondhand, a secondhander is when your bro jerks you off

The only thing you have to do is say #NoHomo before you do it

Bro 1: Yo i'm so sad i cant even get out my bed
Bro 2: Don't worry bro i got a secondhander coming up

Secondhander by Marvin zoey January 8, 2019

Secondhand Suicide 

When someone wants to die but won't commit Suicide

You won't do it to yourself but Almost hoping something else will do it for you.

I.E: A Deadly disease, car crash, something that is outside of your control, ECT.

Man: Hey Dude, what killed man 2?
Man 3: Secondhand Suicide
Man: What's that?

Secondhand Suicide by Your local tsundere May 4, 2021

secondhand embarrassment 

The personal embarrassment that one feels on account of and for another (i.e. a friend, a family member or a complete stranger) who is making a fool of him or herself. A person experiencing secondhand embarrassment feels as if they are doing the embarrassing action themselves, effectively putting themselves in the other person's shoes.

Guy 1: Man, Sarah's presentation today was terrible. She forgot half of it and stumbled through the rest.
Guy 2: Oh I know. I had so much secondhand embarrassment for her. It was like watching a train wreck.

secondhand embarrassment by Casey L. January 7, 2009

Secondhand suicide 

Someone who wants to die, but won't commit suicide.
Often because they don't actually want to die, they're too scared to or because of family, friends or pets.

"I want to die, but i cant commit suicide because i'm too scared" she said
"That's called *secondhand suicide* and you're not alone in feeling this way" he answered

Secondhand suicide by secretlynumb June 4, 2021

secondhand watching 

When people around you talk so much about a TV-show that you feel you've watched it yourself.

I've never seen any episode of Breaking Bad, but through secondhand watching, I know Walter White, Gus and Gale die.

secondhand watching by Gideon Temple May 23, 2016