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When a person and/or animal belches into the orifice of another person and that person continues to swallow that burp. If lucky, it is followed by violent vomiting onto the partners face and lower extremities. On more than one occasion it will lead to a massive orgy
"my girlfriend offered to slob my donger, but i recommended a burpjob instead."

"while my baby sister was sleeping, i snuck in her crib and gave her a quick burpjob before i passed out."
Burpjob by dilf king June 22, 2011

Burptoberfest 

Beer & Burp festivities celebrated in Munich each year
Lets go to Burptoberfest this year! It's gonna be fun!

Burptoberfest has a crazy atmosphere. I even saw a group of 10 kids giving burpjob to someone's pet dog!
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When a guy's cock and a gal's pregnant belly (i.e. her bump) are rubbed against each other for his pleasure.
When Carl's wife was pregnant, she would sometimes give him a bumpjob as foreplay.
bumpjob by balloonie-cat March 2, 2015

burp job 

Giving a blow job while burping.
I ate some spicy food tonight, so I ended up giving my boyfriend a burp job.
burp job by Prashie August 17, 2024

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026