loard

a great killer, mad slayer from the dark ages (lord)

I winner loard the holly of the holly

loard by luckyray403 June 18, 2011

Bong Loard 

A longboard.

Used commonly in the youtube poop tradition used as "vocal mixing", with other words such as SUS. Many teenagers will text like this when they intend to be funny, or to relieve tension. Youtube poopers will mix words such as this to add an unexpected moment of comedy to an otherwise unfunny clip.

"A bong loard is just like a bate skord, except it has really whig beels."

Bong Loard by Wam Cest June 6, 2019

5 Tissue Load 

The number of tissues required to gather a load of gism.

"Yuo Tony- I just blew a 5 Tissue Load afta seein' Brenda's bald snatch ".

5 Tissue Load by Mr.Tissue January 31, 2018

lard brain 

When you eat too much meat at hotpot and the pork fat controls your mind.

Max had lard brain after hotpot, now he's tripping all over the walls.

lard brain by moisttowlettes September 26, 2019

Morning Load 

The Morning load is known across the world. It simple means men releasing their semen built up overnight by jerking off and cumming in the morning. When men wake up in the morning, there is process. We first need to urinate but after that, we touch our cocks/dicks/penis/boner/prick/etc until we get an erection & wank until we blast our cum!!! Most of the time, porn is involved! Watching whores take cock in all holes until we bust our morning load. Our semen/ jizz/ cum/spunk/baby batter.

Tom woke up and starting touching his hard cock until he shot his morning load.

Morning Load by HornyPornoAddict October 19, 2022

lil loaded

One of the most fire rappers in the game if u know tommy craze u know lil liaded

Damn that song was fire
Freind of course it was it was lil loaded

lil loaded by @hex_soloaro February 15, 2020

A bad load

Someone who impregnates a women with his sperm,and when the baby is born it is born with deformities or has some hidden bad traits that don't come out until till later in life

He was just a bad load.
Best part of him run down the crack of his mamma's ass.

A bad load by GS71 April 4, 2015