Brocrastinator 

A bro (not necessarily male) who procrastinates along with you and empathizes on your ability to finish homework in one night even though you had more than a month to do it

Person 1: Oh my god Katherine I've been watching Netflix for 5 hours instead of doing my 6-page essay that's due tomorrow
Person 2: SAAAMEEEE TBH
Person 1: Damn you're my brocrastinator

Brocrastinator by AngelOvvl March 10, 2015

Brocrastinator 

A brother who is a good student but puts all the work off until the very last minute. If a ten page paper is due at eight in the morning, he will play video games until midnight and then sleep until four in the morning. Then somehow he manages to both get up at four in the morning and get the paper done.

I can't do anything with my brother anymore because he is a brocrastinator.

Brocrastinator by randygertie May 19, 2011

brocrastination 

Procrastinating with your bros.

"Dude I can't help it because I just keep brocrastinating...my bros haven't finished their essay yet, either, brosk. I really need to stop with all of this brocrastination."

brocrastination by jtregoat October 29, 2008

procrastinator 

One who will do anything, including spending an entire day looking up random words on urban dictionary, to get out of doing work. This habit often has a terrible effect on that person's relationships, work, or grades.

I am a procrastinator

procrastinator by the_pop_culture_nerd April 16, 2006

Procrastinatory Munchies 

The feeling of wanting something to grub on to avoid doing something else of more importance. The feeling is compulsive and often occurs at a time when you aren't even hungry.

Bitch Ass Chemistry Teacher: Where's your homework? Me: All Sunday I was planning on working on it, but I got the Procrastinatory Munchies and ended up not doing anything. Bitch Ass Chemistry Teacher: That would most likely explain your overall surface area..... Me: Did you just call me a lardass in smart guy language?!! At least I didn't spend my weekend procrasterbating like some bitch ass chemistry teacher I know.

Procrastinatory Munchies by Xero _ Manifest October 31, 2010

Procrastinator 

I'll put in a definition later.

I'm not a Procrastinator, I just don't want to do that right now

Procrastinator by A SvddenZaz Account December 29, 2021

Brocrastinate 

The action done by a bro when putting off work.

Bro #1: Dude did you do the History Summary Brah?

Bro #2: Nah man I was chillin, watched White Castle while jerking off and playing few pong rounds.

Bro #3: You are the Brocrastinate Master

Brocrastinate by IBrock March 10, 2011