straightware 

similar to "gaydar," straightware is a heterosexual person's intuitive sense that allows them to identify fellow straight people; usually more critical to straight men

At the cocktail party, Frank used his straightware to sense that it was "safe" to tell the lesbian joke he heard at work that day.

straightware by Sexy Simian December 8, 2010

straightdar 

the ability to sense if someone is heterosexual.

Bill- "Dude, my straightdar is tingling over that guy you were talking about."

Chris- "Damn it, man. I was definitely going to go hit on his cute ass."

straightdar by Ladron June 28, 2010

Straightbars 

"Describes something impressive, or otherwise epic. Interchangeable with "cool, awesome, boss, etc."

Guy #1:Omg he beasted on them

Guy #2: That was straightbars

Straightbars by L_Dub August 14, 2012

straightard 

The word gay people use to call a straight person a retard.

The opposite of gaytard

Ola: Hey gaytard
Emory: Hey straightard

straightard by silly phillie November 24, 2010

straightbreaker 

someone of the same sex, usually a celebrity figure, who would cause a straight person to turn gay

Kat Von D is totally a straightbreaker. If I was a lesbian, I'd totally hit that.

straightbreaker by wildflower3915 January 7, 2009

straightdar 

An absolute requirement when walking around San Francisco.

Opposite of gaydar

Straightdar detects no straightness in the area. User be wary of anus exposure.

straightdar by newyorkcitynewyorkstate January 9, 2007

Straightred 

n.: A contraction of the words "straight hatred". Straightred is often exhibited by a hater. Straightred is characterized by unfettered and blatant haterism with no attempts to be cordial or to sugar coat; hating on something with no other provokation other than to exude hate and negative energy.

"Yo, why you gotta hate on my day-glo green shoelaces dawg? That's straightred...you know they're hot"

Straightred by Thisisjohnsmith April 10, 2007