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similar to "gaydar," straightware is a heterosexual person's intuitive sense that allows them to identify fellow straight people; usually more critical to straight men
At the cocktail party, Frank used his straightware to sense that it was "safe" to tell the lesbian joke he heard at work that day.
by Sexy Simian December 07, 2010
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