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Snuffallahpagus 

A nickname for Crazy Mo's (Mohammed Q. Pedophile, peace was never remotely close to him) imaginary friend, 'Allah'.
Based on the supposedly imaginary character Snuffleupagus from Sesame Street, whom nobody could see but Big Bird.
Crazy Mo asked Snuffallahpagus whether or not he should behead innocent civilians with whom he had a peace treaty. Snuffallahpagus said "Of course, but first rape them and steal their possessions!"
Snuffallahpagus by Johnny Thesaurus February 16, 2008
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Snuffallahpagus 

The act of an uncircumcised male penis pulling his foreskin over a circumcised male penis.
John has a uncircumcised penis and Joe is circumcised, John and Joe's penis's are touching and John stretches his foreskin over Joe's penis giving him a Snuffallahpagus.
Snuffallahpagus by Grey Skull March 14, 2016
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Snuffallahpagus 

A sexual act where the male places his testicles over the his partners eyes and his shaft up and over his partners mouth. After doing so the partner takes the shaft into their mouth occationall pushing it out forcfully simulating the movements of an elephants trunk.
With my testicals and shaft in place you look like Snuffallahpagus!
Snuffallahpagus by Docness December 3, 2010

Snuffallahpagus 

A whoreish woman with large tits who takes advantage of young drunk high school boys for her own sexual pleasure, sometimes has STDs.
Snuffallahpagus fucked that kid on my couch last night, he was only 15!

Snuffallahpagus 

a man with an abnormally large penis. Usually this man is but ass ugly and is a giant waste of a good dick.
"Well we were in the showers and snuffallahpagus came in and almost poked everyones eyes out. Ryan, there goes a waste of good dick right there."
Snuffallahpagus by ShawnB91 February 19, 2010

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
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liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
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