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homification 

Coming to the conclusion that the same sex object of your desire must be gay/lesbian, simply because you wish it so. Famous examples include Jake Gyllenhall, Hugh Jackman and Olympic diving champ Alexandre Despatie.
Blaine: "I'm telling you, Alexandre Despatie is gay."

Rod: "Sorry, but he's totally straight. Why do you think he's gay?"

Blaine: "Cuz he's too hot to be straight and I need to believe I've got a chance in hell with him."

Rod: "Resorting to homification is just pathetic."
homification by cjp43 October 22, 2010

hornification 

To make something become horny over a series of arousing events.
After hours of intense hornification Michelle finally got me in bed.
hornification by asdfghjertertt March 13, 2008

horrification 

The act of being horrified
Horrification IS a word
horrification by orionHCCA December 26, 2006

Hamdification 

Hamdification is a term where you let your lover get taken by another girl and just watch, then proceed to whine about it.
My crush went for another girl, and I'm sad because I didn't even try showing my affection to him. But I still wanted him to love me >:((((

That's Hamdification
Hamdification by TurkishChad February 26, 2023

Ass Hatification 

That ass hat Guy was doin some serious ass hatification by puttin glitter all over the place!
Ass Hatification by Qsur13 November 20, 2006

Nomifications 

Notification on Facebook about eating nomnoms
Notification+nomnoms (food)=Nomifications
(on facebook)
friend 1 status: im hungry, who wants to nomnom
friend 2 comment: where do you want to go get some food?
friend 3 comment: lets go get some burgers and beer!

friend 2 and 3's comment are considered to be nomifications
Nomifications by Nomificator January 21, 2011