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a person who shits on your chest during intercourse.
Person A- Dude, your girlfriend is such a cleefer i can't even handle it!
Person B- dude i know i love when she pops a feces on my collar bone
Person A- dudeee i wish my girlfriend was a cleefer!
cleefer by Cleopatra696969 March 15, 2008
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Cross between clue and loser. It's a person that doesn't have a clue.
This guys a cluezer!!
cluezer by Mizz...Nita! July 2, 2009
A person who is clueless and a loser, Someone who has no idea about anything
Uncle Kenny is such a clueser, he does not do anything here all day
clueser by havoc1287 December 27, 2013

cleferson 

He is one of a kind.

He is sometimes a fucking ghoster But amidst that, he is loving, caring, supporting and above all, God fearing and sometimes horny.

Many likes and have a crush on him, that's why he ghost as often. But if you will stay for him, he will stay for you for your entire life.
He is also loyal and please don't break his heart because he is very fragile.
Cleferson is the most amazing and loyal person I've ever met.
cleferson by Fuck you J November 24, 2021

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026