A fatass who loves to steal your chips, watch out, if you let him live in your house he’ll bring his girlfriends kids over and their no fun. He’s dangerous, so if you see him in the streets than you better watch out and he’s usually sighted without a shirt on. Common places to see the hideous beast himself would be at the “club” or maybe at his girlfriends house. He also loves shopping so if there is a local supermarket near you, be ready because he tends to go through the whole stock in a day. He loves to try new things including the nastiest snack known to mankind, garlic Parmesan smartfood. Oh and if he’s wearing a hat it’s just a phase. And one more thing, don’t give him grated cheese because he drops it all the time.
by RusticEel February 14, 2019