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beef hammer 

The codename of a combat mission in Afghanistan in which an American flag was flown from a Black Hawk helicopter in honor of Stephen Colbert and his dedication to the pursuit of freedom and truthiness.
"Beef Hammer, of course, the followup to such secret missions as 'One-eyed Trouser Trout' and 'Operation Blue-Vein Swayback Throbber'. I am deeply touched."
- Stephen Colbert
beef hammer by au4040 December 16, 2006
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Beef Hammer 

noun:
An affectionate nickname for the Gravity Hammer in the Halo series.
Look out Michael! That guy is 0 for 10 with the Beef Hammer this match. (Boom!) OUCH...
Beef Hammer by haloFan October 9, 2010

beef hammer 

Yeah then I just smacked her in the face with my beef hammer!
beef hammer by Pundle December 7, 2006

beef hammer 

That is a diseased beef hammer
beef hammer by Phenomally December 23, 2006

Beef Hammered 

The act of taking your fat juicy shlong and using it to pack 80% lean beef into a woman’s anus. You will be finished your mission when perfectly formed patties emerge from her mouth from all the force of you beef hammering her asshole.
I beef hammered your moms anus into oblivion last night.
Beef Hammered by meatmuncher12 July 18, 2020

Hammered Beef 

Genitals that are sore and swollen from excessive sexual activity or masturbation.
We was down all night. No sleep and now I got hammered beef today. Sore ass dick.

She walking funny today with that hammered beef. Them curtains are raw.

After edging myself 10 hours to every kind of porn imaginable I blew my ropes and put some ice on my hammered beef.