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1. beef jerky
the best snack around
Jack Link's is some pretty good beef jerky
by Brandon G. Jul 31, 2005 share this
2. beef jerky
1. a fuckin delicious snack.
Yes Jack Link's Teriyaki beef jerky makes me cream in my pants.
3. Beef Jerky
Jerky is the World's healthiest and best tasting snack food. Typically 97% fat free and no carbs, perfect for any and all diets. Widely used by weightlifters and fitness enthusiasts. Also is the most sold snack item to out Troops.
I found the biggest selection of beef jerky anywhere online at http://www.jerky.com/.
4. Beef Jerky
A replacement for masturbate/jerking in case you have someone around who might overhear.
"What are you doing?"
"Beef Jerky in my room."
5. Beef Jerky
The loose, rigid, salty labia of an aged female slut.
They had an all-you-can-eat Beef Jerky buffet at the womens retirement home.
by Michael Apr 22, 2005 share this
6. beef jerky
When you receive a handjob that causes you to ejaculate, see {turkey jerky}
"I didn't get a BJ, but I got some nice beef jerky
by The Midget Dec 21, 2004 share this
7. Beef Jerky
a) A form of ridicule regarding the obesity of a certain individual.

b) To play with a pungent meat-like vagina.
a) "That ain't no beer gut. That's pure Beef Jerky."

b) "I think I've lost my watch in your Beef Jerky."
by Gavyn Aug 24, 2004 share this
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