Shmable 

Shmable is an elderly woman with completely natural flaming red locks, sings high pitched opera in church choir every Sunday morn, has a medusa for a piercing, and dines on Taco Bell EVERY evening. Always regular nachos with cheese and sour cream. Carries LARGE oversized Lucky brand handbags. Smokes American Spirits because it's the cool thing to do.

Side note: ANIMAL LOVER.

Is that your natural hair color? Yes, that's shmable. DATING.

Shmable by Joshewrynnnn September 6, 2010

Shmable 

The best cheese of all the cheeses, the cheese for posh people.

How about some shmable on your crumpets m’ dear?

Shmable by Shuke March 4, 2019

shmable dazzle 

the thing that hides under your bed at night

The oggie boogie man is scared of the shmable dazzle under his bed

shmable dazzle by woop woop potatoes are awesome October 9, 2023

my life is in shambles

My life is not on track

I am stressed out,my life is in shambles.

my life is in shambles by Mcfrizzel December 19, 2016

Shmuble 

Mix between a mumble and a shout.
Incomprehensible human English.

When a retard is shouting but it still sounds like a mumble because you can't understand what he's saying.

Shmuble: These two gentlemen are literally shmubling at this point.

Shmuble by Blaze1639 June 7, 2016

shmuble 

when a retard is shouting, but it still sounds like a mumble, because you can't understand what he is saying

he was talking in a shmuble while arguing with his dad

shmuble by GreenTeaTheMeme June 13, 2016

absolute shambles 

British slang meaning nonsense, hogwash, etc.

The Leicester City FC soccer player, Jamie Vardy, considered the fact that the team's manager got fired after a loss as absolute shambles.

absolute shambles by Light_Soul March 26, 2017