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Shmable is an elderly woman with completely natural flaming red locks, sings high pitched opera in church choir every Sunday morn, has a medusa for a piercing, and dines on Taco Bell EVERY evening. Always regular nachos with cheese and sour cream. Carries LARGE oversized Lucky brand handbags. Smokes American Spirits because it's the cool thing to do.

Side note: ANIMAL LOVER.
Is that your natural hair color? Yes, that's shmable. DATING.
by Joshewrynnnn September 06, 2010