Shmable is an elderly woman with completely natural flaming
red locks, sings high pitched opera in church choir every Sunday morn, has a medusa for a piercing, and dines
on Taco Bell EVERY evening. Always regular nachos
and sour cream. Carries
LARGE oversized Lucky brand
handbags. Smokes American Spirits because it's the cool thing to do.
Side note: ANIMAL LOVER.
Is that your natural hair color? Yes, that's shmable. DATING.