shitbate

When a person takes a shit and stops halfway to masterbate.

Ah man, I was taking a shit when I caught a glimps of myself and got horny and I hade to shitbate

by young n high February 27, 2010

Shitbatical

The act of taking a long time in the bathroom due to the excess drinking done the night before.

Sandy sure has been gone a long time. Where did she go?

Oh, she is on a shitbatical. She said we wont see her for an hour.

by WarChef March 8, 2010

I don't trust either of you two shitbats.

by anonymous January 1, 2004

Like batshit crazy, only shittier and battier.

My ex-girlfriend was shitbat crazy, but she was great in bed.

by parallel_master December 8, 2017

Someone who is so goth they shit bats. Used derogatorily towards pretentious try-hards.

Asher is a shitbat who'd throw a party and only invite himself.

by Ausumn December 23, 2022