When a person takes a shit and stops halfway to masterbate.
Ah man, I was taking a shit when I caught a glimps of myself and got horny and I hade to shitbate
by young n high February 27, 2010
A shit-bade is where a male takes his lap top computer to the toilet, takes a shit, and then proceeds to masturbate while sitting on the toilet full of crap. sometimes a courtesy flush is necessary.
Every day at 4 pm, Johnny always SHIT-BATES.
by johnnyshitbates August 10, 2010