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shawsheen tech 

A technical school where everyone is stereotyped by their shop and it is pretty accurate for the most part, almost everyone smokes or drinks, people think its a trend to be bysexual, it is a common occurance to see people in full pokemon costumes and other weird ass clothes, the freshman get freakyer every year, mcas is a huge deal but hardly anyone prepairs for it and still passes, there are pointless bomb threats and everything academics is wicked easy.
you cant walk down the halls of shawsheen tech without being like wtf?
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Shawsheen Tech 

The one school where everyday is another adventure, especially for the new freshmen, you make so many new friends from different towns and we have exploratories of our shops. This is the one school where anyone can be themselves and won't get judged a lot by others (Sometimes). There is a LOT of drama and fights but other than that it's like one whole family. We're all freaks, this is the best school I've ever gone to. We're all stereotyped by shops and there are 5 surrounding towns that go to this school. Wilmington, Billerica, Tewksbury, Burlington, and Bedford. It's the type of school you need to be selected or accepted to come into because of 5 towns with 20-40 kids from each. Also we get into spirit for the school and Halloween/Christmas any other fun or good holiday coming up we dress up for!
You mess with one kid, you mess with all of us.

Mr. Buckley is the funniest teacher in Shawsheen Tech!

Holy crap, 1,327 kids in this school this year, that's the most we've ever had!

Omg!! Did she just say what I think she just said? Like omg i'm gonna punch her.

Girl: So what are you being for Halloween? Boy: Obama.! My friend's coming into school tomorrow as McCain and i'm going as Obama. Girl: Cool! I'm going to be an 80's dancer.

Guy: LOL! I love Halloween at this school! Girl: Did you just see the guy in the gorilla suit chasing the guy in the banana costume around the cafeteria!? Guy: Yeah :)
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026