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An angry troll that comes out of his cave after having too many mushrooms and brags about his large penis when in reality it is smaller than his fingernail.
*Accidentally bumps into a Persian (Iranian) dude while he is tripping out on mushrooms*

Me: Whoa, sorry man.

Shawheen: Fuck you. Fuck you with my big cock.

Me: Well if you are going to "fuck me" with it, prove to me that it is big.

Shawheen: DAMN YOU INFIDEL!

*Shawheen quickly grabs a mushroom from a hidden stash in his pocket and runs away crying, heading for the forest where his cave hides*
by Shawheen (Yes, I know ironic) January 10, 2012