Pulling a BP 

the act or function of royally fucking something up good.
synonymous with screwing the pooch, catastrophic error or epic fail or snafu. . . .

Hey what did you do last night?
Not much, GF saw those pix from that trip to Vegas, wife saw the pix of the GF and boss found my porn stash on the company computer. . .

Oh, so you pretty much spent the entire day pulling a BP . . .

Yeah - pretty much

Pulling a BP by Max Rule June 19, 2010

Pullin' a BP 

When you drink a glass of prune juice and you have a bowel movement that seeps out slowly and you just can't get it to stop. A true BP is when the state of your gastrointestial system is (B)eyond (P)epto. The stool is generally dark in color and is reminiscent of the crude oil in the Gulf of Mexico. Depending on one's hygeine, dead crabs may end up in the toilet as well.

Chris: Yo, why'd you give me those prunes?

Mike: They are good for you bro!

Chris: My rectum is pullin' a BP right now!

Pullin' a BP by Hadito Rodrigo Consuelo July 8, 2010

Pullin' a BP 

The act of stalling time unnecessarily as seen by BP during the gulf oil disaster of 2010 when they would take 3 weeks to screw on a cap all the while, they could of done it the same day if they wanted to.

Josh - "Damn bro, when am I going to get laid by my girlfriend for the first time? We've been going out for 5 months and no action yet"

Greg - "Maybe if you stop Pullin' a BP and make the first move, you'll get some"

Pullin' a BP by S00nerfan July 16, 2010

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008