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Poindester 

A Poindester is a fish commonly found in the mediterranean. It can be crushed down and mixed with water to create a sticky solution. This solution is known as Poindest juice and can be rubbed on ones anus to relieve pain from continuous and vigorous cock thrusting.
Quick gimme some Poindester juice Glenn before you blow your load in my gaping ass!
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Poondexter 

A derivitive of the word poindexter, a poondexter is a geeky male with no friends, but gets a lot of pussy because he will literally fuck anyone, even Sarah Jessica Parker.
Jared: Dude, I totally fucked my girlfriend this weekend. It was AWESOME!

John: DUDE!!! YOU FUCKED FELICIA?!?

Jared: Ha ha. Jealous much?

John: No! I'm not! I swear to god I thought she was a guy for like, a year! You fuckin manwhore poondexter!
Poondexter by rogerthewhale November 22, 2010

poindextrous 

To be able to communicate equally well with both nerds and normal people alike.
John is quite poindextrous because he is the company's tech dude that will drink you under the table while getting all the cute chicks in the bar.

poindextrous 

Able to communicate equally well with both geeks and non-technical people.
John has risen quickly through the company ranks because of his poindextrous ability to communicate equally well with both the developer geeks and pointy-haired bosses. But don't call him a nerd. Erkel is a nerd, John is a proud geek.
poindextrous by HotForWoods September 12, 2012

poindexter 

one who looks and acts like a nerd but does not posses the super-natural intelligence of a nerd.
poindexter by Robbie August 28, 2004

pointdexter 

a nerdy person; an extremely smart person; one who dresses in nerdy fashion
shit, that pointdexter always aces his tests
pointdexter by BaYbiE B. April 18, 2005

poindexter 

A person who is a boring nerd, and lacks social skills.
Put the fuckin' book down, poindexter!
poindexter by Sweeyo October 11, 2016