Cactipus 

A mythical creature that is a mix between a cactus and a octopus. It has 8 legs and a bunch of little prickles on it. Quite Genius.

JFK was not assassinated by a man, no it was much worse, he was attacked by a wild Cactipus! He didnt have much hope for survival and they used the "assassination" excuse to cover up all the evidence.

Cactipus by I CAN Belive Its Not Butter January 13, 2009

cactipus 

A vagina that was shaved, but has been allowed to grow stubble for a few days creating a surface similar to the needles of a cactus.

Man, my face is raw after eating that cactipus last night.

cactipus by montucky May 11, 2010

Cactipus 

A Cactipus is a cross breed between an Octopus and a Cactus. Some scientists claim the Cactipus can spit needles with toxic black ink and paralyze it's prey. They habitat the southern region of South America and they dwell in the muddy river beds spread out through the area. There is no known cure for it's venom and it has taken over 3,000 lives since it was discovered in late 2003 by a man from the BoogemBagem tribe.

"Dont swim in that mud river or the Cactipus will get you

Cactipus by Mr.Motofoko October 18, 2011

Cactapus 

A Plymouth based band who play mainly covers in local venues, four members, and a damn good website.

www.cactapus.tk

Cactapus by Not a member of the band. October 12, 2008

Cactupus 

Cactupus is a word, it means both everything and nothing and can be used in any context.

It also sounds like it should be a word, but isn't.

The english language does not have a word that means nothing and everything. To be honest i think this is a disgrace.

Dude, I love your cactupus
Thats a beautiful cactupus
Touch my cactupus
Feel my cactupus
Put that cactupus away
Don't put that cactupus in your pocket, It'll eat away at the lining like an agitated flan
Dunk my cactupus
Cactupus that bitch
What kind of cactupus are you!?!
I think ive got a cactupus wedged in my ass
Cactupus sucks
Cactupus sucks your mum
Cactupus sucks your dad
Cactupus sucks everyone
Everyone sucks cactupus
Everyone is getting bored of the sucks analogy... cactupus
That cactupus just exploded!!
That cactupus just imploded!?!
What the hell is a cactupus?
Are you a cactupus?
Is he a cactupus?
Is that a cactupus?
Could you tell your cactupus to stop humping my leg?

Cactupus by The man with the erection May 11, 2009

Cactapuss 

When a girl's pubic region is between groomings (i.e. shaving/waxing) and the hair begins to grow back, it is typically short, coarse and prickly, like a cactus.

During that phase, she can be said to have a "cactapuss", also can be referred to as a 'cactapussy'.

"I need to make a waxing appointment to take care of this cactupuss"

"I can't fool around with Tom tonight, I gots a bad case o' cactapussy"

"Cletus, get your bitch ass over here and water my cactapuss"

Cactapuss by Ti-Hans March 31, 2009

Cactapus 

a mutated cactus with 8 limbs

cactapus : a mutated cactus with 8 octopus like legs that roam the sky hunting for invisible krill

Cactapus by abearproductions September 18, 2010