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Lontrell 

Has an old soul, he's very goofy and always is there for you when you need him most he will die for you no matter how bad you treat him. He will be real with you no matter what, you will loose ALOT of friends for being so real. When it comes to relationships and advice he is the man to come to, he is a sweet talker and a gentleman, 2 things that I might add he's a sexy dark gentleman and has a big long dick. He goes to church a lot and tells people about God. You will be so glad to have a Lontrell in your life. Be careful how you treat him because he will become rich. Has many different nicknames LJ, Trell, Lonnie, Uncle L, big brother, gramps, and many more
Man.....I need a lontrell in my life so bad 😭😩
Lontrell by Gottolovethisdude March 13, 2017
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Lontrell 

ancient greek word for "Goofy"; an individual who has an unbelievable knack for using profanities with insane creativity.
"Dude, Lontrell just sang, 'You never know a good cunt until it's gone. . ."

Lontrell - "Sheeaaaatttcuntlicka muthafucka"
Lontrell by DungSlinger April 28, 2010
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lyntrell 

Lyntrell is a sweet dating boy. He will be there for you no matter what. Lyntrell might have muscles and a big d**k. So if you want a man get a lyntrell.
Lyntrell: Hey want to go out with

Random Girl: OMG yes u would love to
lyntrell by Lil ShawtieLi 71 February 11, 2018
Lentrell is a strong curious man.he can find that bright side in situations when it’s dark.he can make people happy when they sad.he can change the way people think. if you find a lentrell keep him you’ll have a positive life.
Boy/girl: who saved you in a fire
Kid:oh that was lentrell
lentrell by Ko T‼️ November 24, 2021
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026