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Moist Regards 

Moist Regards is a more personal way of saying "Warm Regards" with sexual under tones.

The term is typically exchanged only between close friends.

While there is an obvious sexual nature in typing "Moist Regards", this does not mean you have an attraction to the recipient of your message, sexual or otherwise . It is used as an endearing phrase with someone you are very comfortable with. Moist Regards is similar to other non-literal terms such as "slay", "I'm dead", or "I'm weak".

Could be taken out of context as inappropriate in a professional setting.
At the end of an email to a close friend or co-worker that won't report you to HR.

"... If you have any questions please reach out.

Moist Regards,

-Your Name"
Moist Regards by Octobottom March 28, 2022

best regards 

A nice way to end an e-mail or a letter.
best regards by AleReDnBlack September 16, 2013

KIND REGARDS 

When you sarcastically end an email to be professionally polite - but what you actually meant to say is: 'fuck off ye cunt'
Dear Darren,

Please re-do the stair drawings by the end of the day today, final deadline.

KIND REGARDS,

James
KIND REGARDS by schpountz April 26, 2017

Kind regards 

The act of whispering your name into the recipients gaping asshole while giving them a rusty trombone.
Oi cunt i gave me fella a kind regards after a few sherbets the other night and he shot his baby batter wilder than Peter North in The Catwoman.
Kind regards by yeahnahsendit February 13, 2020

My Regards to Lady Mars 

When you want to tell someone that you love them. It's also an album by an artist called royo, he invented the term.
I'll send you my regards to lady mars
Used at the end of an email when you wish to tell the person "fuck you" in a passive aggressive manner.
Normally:

Thanks,
Chris

Fuck You:

Regards,
Casper
Regards by ccasper July 7, 2010