smruf 

a pole dance around the penis whilst giving a blow or hand job to another man.
as many people can be invloved

"have you done much lately?"
"nah, just been having a smruf"

smruf by abdul fannyyyy April 21, 2010

Smurfburn 

Blue paintball splat from a porta potty splash dance

Dropped a deuce without a net ended up with a smurfburn

How do they wear white pants

Smurfburn by Tonythetiler March 26, 2016

smurfburn 

Blue sunburn from porta potty splash

Made a big splash dropping the boys off at the pool and ended up with a Smurfburn

smurfburn by Tonythetiler March 25, 2016

smruti 

Smruti is an overachiever and a all rounder. Always on her toes and always putting others first. An overall dynamic personality

she’s such a Smruti

smruti by anonymous September 15, 2020

Hot Scruff 

A person who still looks sexy, even when they haven't kept up with their appearances. It can be used for men and women, and it is derived from the word "Hot Stuff". It describes the beauty in waking up out of bed/etc. and going somewhere without really caring, because you know you're still freaking hot.

Ex. 1

A: "Why are all of these guys going after you?"
Q: "I don't know, man. I mean, I've been pretty scruff all week."
A:"Yeah, you've been wearing sweatpants all week and guys are still like 'Whoa, thats some hot SCRUFF!"

Ex.2

Johnny Depp is some hot scruff in Pirates of the Caribbean.

Hot Scruff by Hottscruff June 26, 2009

Cokie Smurf 

Wonderful and lovely person who just happens to have a coke habit and smurfish qualities

Abi is such a Cokie Smurf its jebbs

Cokie Smurf by Special K Spacewalks June 3, 2009

smurf pump 

when you masterbate so hard that your penis turns blue

"Oi, Gary. After you left yesterday I had a quick smurf pump before the parents came home"

smurf pump by simon klucinskis November 6, 2009