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Smuff is a uni-sex tubular seamless versatile washable garment of extremely soft feel made of 100% breathable sweat-absorbing colorfast microfiber material that can be worn in a variety of ways, providing a high level of comfort, protection, and style during different kinds of outdoor activities, driving, and recreational activities including sports etc. Hey that smuff looks cool.
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the mixed semen and saliva bridge spanning the gap between the upper and lower lips of a person who just performed oral sex "Can I get a kiss now?"
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A short word for "shaved muff". Ideal. Man, last night I went down Becky's pants, and there was nothing but smooth, non-hairy smuff. :)
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Smut+Fluff=Smuff. The addition of fluffiness to a smutfic. Fanfiction term coined by Frulie. See Fruliesmut and Flanst. "Wow, they were totally having kinky, tie-grabbing, Kilt-sex on a tea table while doing some laundry and the next thing you know she had them being all lovey-dovey! It was total Smuff!"
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A woman's vagina that is both dirty and hairy, a combination of a snatch and a muff. "Yea she looked hot but she had a total smuff."
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The original smuff. To smuff is for a mildly attractive woman with a hairy downstairs to smother a poor guy (or girl, or farm animal) with her goods. Some are willing participants and bring snorkels, while others are caught off-guard, often being woken up from the hair bomb. "Heather was surprised at 3am when Blair smuffed her good, right in the kisser. Heather temporarily lost consciousness."
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the act of "muffing" (can be normal or pertain to a sexual act or her being a SMUT) it that is partook by a slutty (and or drunk) girl. nick- "i saw you talking to that girl last night at the bar. how many hours did it take her to pronounce her first full sentence of the night? did you give her your cash and prizes by the end of the night?"
travis-"yea but she thought it was a good idea to try and blow me while she was taking off her panties. she got them stuck around her ankles fell forward, gagged on my cock vomited on the hardwood floor and slipped hit her head and didnt get up. she was there when i left this morning too i hope she isnt there when i get home." Nick- "man she smuffed it so hard she may never recover hahaha" |
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