Hit the table

Literally: Pretending to jack off like a guy, by hitting your hand against the underneath of a table repetitively.

Slang for jerking off.

"I'm going to go back to my dorm and hit the table."

"I love hitting the table during class. Really freaks out the ladies."

by Jonah Donut Boner March 15, 2010

Hit the table

Line up a couple of shots and hit it.

Guy1: "Yo, man, lets hit the table tonight!"
Guy2: "Fuck yeah! Gonna get shit-faced."

by Aobubblebutt June 5, 2014

Hit the tables

Play in the casino.

We should hit the tables. Maybe get something out of this. You want to talk about that, I'll be down at the tables. (Unsolved TV Show, episode 2)

by Chingachguk May 19, 2018