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Big Man On Facebook.

Someone who portays a lifestlyle and identity on Social Networking sites. Where in reality they are nothing like the person they appear to be. A problem as old as the internet itself.

Can range from listing a wide variety of Hobbies and Intrests in a attempt to look a little more intresting. To deliberate character assaination of others through a profile and status updates.
Outpourngs of praise, or efflusive birthday greetings to someone they hardly know.

When one side of a relationship breakdown uses FB to make the other look bad in front of common FB freinds

When somone lists mountain biking, climbing and camping as their intrests when the last time they did any of these activites was 1999

"John went kickboxing today it was awesome"
"Really? I heard you passed out after two push ups BMOF"
BMOF by the half monty March 7, 2010
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Bmoff is a large species of cave bear that lives mostly in Western Washington. It lieks mudkips and is very similar to pedobear. it enjoys fapuccinos.
The Bmoff in them thar hills is one massive beast. I heard it lieks mudkips.

Bmoff: "fap fap fap"
bmoff by Huge Guy February 5, 2008
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BMOF bmoff bmofms
an acronym for bend me over and f**k me sideways.
usually used when describing wanting to get laid with a really hot guy.
Damn, he is so fine. I would totally let him bmofms.
bmofms by bmofmsbby March 22, 2013
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026