computer-face 

v. to squint and kind of frown as you look at your computer to give the illusion that you are in fact very busy analyzing something vital to your work;

often used in conjunction with paper-shuffling and calling numbers that you know won't answer then acting really frustrated when you hang-up so that it gives the impression your chasing a very important account and have a lot on your plate already

After I computer-faced facebook for an hour this morning, I called a random number and talked to an older gentleman for 27 minutes about the prospect of leasing his mineral rights until he realized he didn't own any mineral rights, so I hung-up and went back to computer-facing a New York Times article about fashion week.

computer-face by waylonisthebombdotcom March 5, 2010

Computer Face 

When someone stares at the computer really closley and there eyes start squinting

Reagan Pitchford has a computer face

Computer Face by HANDICAPPEDhero November 27, 2011

computer face 

The way your face looks over the computer, as in, when skyping someone.

Hey, Tim, are you ashamed of your computer face? Is that why you won't Google Hangout with me?

computer face by kat_gryffindor March 16, 2014

Computer face 

Is when you're sitting by your computer and pretending to work, but you're not actually working

Stop having this computer face and start actually working!

Computer face by Hưng September 19, 2021

Computer face 

A person who is really into computers and knows a lot about them

oh see that Craig Halfpenny, He's such a computer face

Computer face by KatieMoragx February 22, 2011

Computer face 

A condition in which a person's face becomes too relaxed from looking at a computer screen too long (being on the computer ).

Symptoms are: open mouth, dropped jaw, eyes glazed over and occasional drooling.

synonymous with TV face

My cousin's jaws were slightly agar, almost drooling, eyes glazed on the computer monitor. He had a total computer face on.

TV face blank stare dead eyes

Computer face by InsaneAZN22 July 24, 2010

stupid computerfaced brat 

that one kid who lives/lived on your street and is obsessed with fortnite. his mother spoils him with whatever she wants. causing him to be a little brat. everyone hates this kid and thinks he's annoying, but he thinks everyone is his best friend. he owns a shelf full of fidget spinners, and like 5 MacBook airs. when he doesn't get his way, he screams like a 2 year old.

that little stupid computerfaced brat that lives on my street screamed at me last week when I wouldn't give him my tablet.

stupid computerfaced brat by iamthefirstdefinition March 19, 2019