Choakey 

An adjective stemming from the Big Island of Hawaii, used to describe something that is appealing, but can also have negative connotations. It can also be used to describe a state of mind.

"You have noooo idea Bradakai, me and Sunny Garcia were chillin after the Pipeline Pro smoking on some Choakey nugs"

"That party last night was soooooo Choakey, there were like twelve girls from the main land there!"

"When shit gets Choakey, crack a brew Bradakai":

Choakey by Noldstradamus February 27, 2010

Arctic Chokey 

When you get sucked off by an Eskimo or in a severely cold climate.

She gave me such a great Arctic Chokey you think her tongue was stuck to the pole.

Arctic Chokey by Nice Cock Bro May 12, 2021

Chokey pokey bum wank

Self masterbation (usually male) performed simultaniously whilst inserting a finger into the anus and asphixiating ones self, but not beyond the point of passing out. Only enough to reduce the amount of blood flow to the brain so that it is directed towards the penis for a more intense wank.

Tying a belt or a tie to a hook or bar and then putting it around your neck , lean into it to reduce circulation to the head, shove a finger up your butt and away you go, thats having a chokey pokey bum wank!

Chokey pokey bum wank by swordy January 17, 2013

chokey

A somewhat dated British slang word to describe a prison.

For nicking the car, bob faced two years in chokey.

chokey by David Tosslehoff December 2, 2004

cloakey

a call of duty feeder most well known for his 6 pack abs and monumental amount of swag. many people are jealous of his overall greatness as a person and he is just a cool person!!

wow that guy over there has so much swag hes almost as swagged out as cloakey but thats not possible

cloakey by swagdaddy469 February 10, 2013

chokey wanky 

When playing charades and trying to convey Auto erotic asphyxiation but relaying the answer as Chokey Wanky

Richard did so much chokey wanky last night he went blue in the face.

chokey wanky by ALEXOUS1 June 10, 2018

smokey chokey bum wank 

also known as the mike R.A.E. special. it is exactly what it says on the tin. u will need a friend for this one. smoke a tabby, get your friend to choke you, poke your ass and toss yourself off. if you have no mates you could choke yourself with a rope.

sergeant man tits gave me the best smokey chokey bum wank of my life. he is so strong but his hands were so soft

smokey chokey bum wank by ring sting king August 1, 2009